{"id":1001,"date":"2018-11-10T18:42:25","date_gmt":"2018-11-10T18:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/?p=1001"},"modified":"2018-12-09T02:55:11","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T02:55:11","slug":"meet-our-characters-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/2018\/11\/meet-our-characters-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet Our Characters! (Interview)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dagny<\/strong>: Hey people! This<\/strong> is an interview on the characters of the past few Fiction stories!!! I’ve come all the way to Bad Forest to do this!!! \/pants\/ I do not understand why Star made me do this.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Star:<\/strong> No! Not gold! Think through your\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0heart<\/em>! I should’ve just given her a paper to read from. Sigh.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Dagny:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>In\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0my interviewing beeswax,<\/em> we just talk. Star, I’m not acting.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Savage:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong> What the stinking heck did you do to my home?!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Dagny:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>Star, Star, Star. She did all this, thinking it was gonna have to be “perfectedly perfect.” She acts like the boss. She even told my brother insults in THE 5TH DIMENSION! Audience<\/strong>:<\/strong> GASP!!!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Alan;\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>Thought it was Dagny!!!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Dagny:<\/strong> Donut know how you’ll think it was me. \/laughs\/ “See what I did there?” Your show, Alan,\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0your show<\/em>.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Alan:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>Don’t freak me out, freak.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Audience:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>Insult Wear! Insult Wear!!!<\/em> Dagny:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>\/rhymes along\/ Mop hair! Mop hair! \u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/em>Audience:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>ROASTED!!!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Dagny:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>No, no, no, there is hair on the floor. I told the janitor, Ginger, to “mop hair”. Anyway, LETS GET IT STARTED!!!Dagny:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>Savage, how did you think Elena was thinking when she spawned the Forbidden Spiker?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Flashback:<\/strong>\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0\/chomp\/ NO!!! Elena, what were you thinking?<\/em> Savage:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>I think she was not even thinking. Forbidden Berries aren’t called Forbidden Berries for no reason.\"\"\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Dagny:<\/strong> Rough.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Elena:<\/strong> Well, they taste good!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Savage:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>Not the point. Get a rederberry.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Elena:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>\/sneezes\/ I think \/coughs\/ I’m allergic to…\/wheezes\/ \u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0rederberries\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/em>Dagny:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong> Do we have a doctor?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Ginger:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>Isn’t Riley a doctor?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Riley:<\/strong> Yes, Ginger. \/fixes\/ A minor allergic reaction. She cannot smell a rederberry without getting it.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Elena:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>Ok, I hate those things anyway.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Ginger:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>Riley saves\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0lives<\/em> with her expertise.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Savage:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>“I’m allergic to oxygen!” Yeah right.Audience (to Savage):\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong> Are you insane? Are you Savage?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Savage:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>I am Savage, from the Bad Forest, insane around the edges.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Dagny:<\/strong> One interview, one question? Worst interview in my life. I gotta be done here. I want to type third-person stories right now. BYE!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dagny: Hey people! This is an interview on the characters of the past few Fiction stories!!! I’ve come all the way to Bad Forest to do this!!! \/pants\/ I do not understand why Star made me do this.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Star: No! Not gold! Think through your\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0heart! I should’ve just given her a paper to read from. Sigh.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Dagny:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0In\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[71,21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2041,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions\/2041"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}