{"id":1391,"date":"2018-12-08T19:09:59","date_gmt":"2018-12-08T19:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/?p=1391"},"modified":"2018-12-09T03:55:43","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T03:55:43","slug":"a-signature-piece-of-insanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/2018\/12\/a-signature-piece-of-insanity\/","title":{"rendered":"A Signature Piece of Insanity"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Are you ready to go a little crazy?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img class=\"wp-image-1441\" src=\"http:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/AdobeStock_194380181-1024x341.jpeg\" alt=\"\" \/>\r\n<figcaption>Ready?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Let&#8217;s go!<\/figcaption>\r\n<\/figure>\r\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<h2>This is going to be a nutty start!<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<ul class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped\">\r\n<li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\">\r\n<figure><a 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href=\"http:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_6400.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1641\" src=\"http:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_6400-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"1641\" data-link=\"http:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/2018\/12\/08\/a-signature-piece-of-insanity\/img_6400\/\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_6400-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_6400-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_6400-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\r\n<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>This gallery is a little random&#8230; so we chose it.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>What is 246 divided by 25?<\/p>\r\n<p>Answer:<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<h2>ZANY ZEBRAS ON A CAR<\/h2>\r\n<p>Okay. You should know that by Friday, or you will stay back a grade, Ginger.<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n<p>Okay. You should know that by Friday, or you will be left back a grade. I&#8217;ll give you an easy one. What is Jeremy&#8217;s favorite fruit?<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p><em><strong>PEACHES SITTING ON A WALL<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>You should know it&#8217;s blueberries. Your best friend is Jeremy!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Easier? How do you spell &#8220;Cat&#8221; ?<\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p><strong>JOLLY RANCHERS NEAR A PLANE<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\r\n<p>No, it is spelled, c-a-t. You will fail this grade, Ginger. Good luck staying in 6th grade for 15 years!<\/p>\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m not Ginger! I&#8217;m Bruce, in kindergarten!<br \/><\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>No wonder, Bruce Johnson. Your sister would answer every question within 5 seconds. Where is your sister?<\/p>\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n<p>My sister? She is making money at the National Middle School Baking Competition. Her cakes make 1st place, I always say, so she tested it out.<\/p>\r\n<p><em>I knew she was somewhere. You will fail kindergarten if you don&#8217;t know how to spell cat!<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><\/p>\r\n<p>C-A-T. I was telling &#8220;Jeremy&#8221; a joke. He looked pretty miserable, since Ginger isn&#8217;t here&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p><em>Oh yeah. Jeremy was lonely at the beginning of the year, so your sister took him under her wing. She&#8217;s been Jeremy&#8217;s best friend ever since.<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p>Oh. I thought Jeremy and Ginger were girlfriend and boyfriend.<\/p>\r\n<p><em>It seems like that, but Ginger&#8217;s doing a nice thing by helping. Everyone else thinks not<\/em><em>. They even voted them for &#8220;Cutest Couple&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Yearbook: Cutest Couple; Jeremy Savagior and Ginger Johnson.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><em>Ginger, being so tough, threatens everyone for teasing them. Next thing you know, she&#8217;s got a detention.<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p>Well, she DID get her first detention LAST year. That&#8217;s where I invented &#8220;Jolly Ranchers Near A Plane&#8221;.<\/p>\r\n<p><em>I should&#8217;ve checked her file for that!<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p>Now she&#8217;s totally immune to the sorrow of detentions.<\/p>\r\n<p><em>Wait till she gets a suspension.<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p>CRAZY PEOPLE DOING CARTWHEELS<\/p>\r\n<p><em>What?<\/em><\/p>\r\n<p>NO WAY TO STOP BROCCOLI<\/p>\r\n<p>POTATOES PROTECT THE RULES<\/p>\r\n<p>JOLLY RANCHERS WILL SAVE US ALL<\/p>\r\n<p>FROM CHICKENS IN WASHING MACHINES<\/p>\r\n<p>DON&#8221;T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF CANDY<\/p>\r\n<p><strong>LEAVE THE WORLD OF PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('video');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-1391-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" loop=\"1\" autoplay=\"1\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/AdobeStock_233982784.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/AdobeStock_233982784.mp4\">http:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/AdobeStock_233982784.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><em><strong>Ready for more insane phrases and crazy moments? 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