{"id":2191,"date":"2018-12-12T14:26:10","date_gmt":"2018-12-12T14:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/?p=2191"},"modified":"2018-12-13T03:02:29","modified_gmt":"2018-12-13T03:02:29","slug":"insane-only-wolves-doing-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/2018\/12\/insane-only-wolves-doing-math\/","title":{"rendered":"INSANE- ONLY WOLVES DOING MATH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bruce Johnson is back. And he&#8217;s more insane than ever.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Bruce, why are you here? 6th grade is doing a diagnostic!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ms. Snow, I wanted to WATCH Ginger do her diagnostic. I&#8217;m homeschooled, remember?<\/p>\n<p><em>Right. If you want a day off, you just ask your mom.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I KNOW WEIRDOES<\/p>\n<p><em>You do?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->AN INSANE WAY TO SAY\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<strong>SCREAM!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Bruce, be quiet!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>BROCCOLLI IS SPYING ON US<\/p>\n<p>THERE IS A <strong>TRAITOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>HIS NAME IS CHILI<\/p>\n<p><strong>No there is not. Jeremy is having chili for lunch.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>YOU&#8217;RE EATING THE TRAITOR!!!<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>What?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>DISASTER IS IN PAINT<\/p>\n<p>JOLLY RANCHERS WILL TRY<\/p>\n<p>THEY MIGHT LOSE<br \/>\nRUN FROM GUYS WITH PHONES<\/p>\n<p>THEY CAUGHT JOLLY RANCHERS<\/p>\n<p>THE WORLD OF PUNISHMENT IS CLOSING IN<\/p>\n<p>LLAMAS ARE WARNING YOU<\/p>\n<p>OF THE\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<strong>APOCALYPSE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>DON&#8217;T EAT PINS<\/p>\n<p><strong>WILL CANDY SURVIVE?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bruce Johnson is back. And he&#8217;s more insane than ever. Bruce, why are you here? 6th grade is doing a diagnostic! Ms. Snow, I wanted to WATCH Ginger do her diagnostic. I&#8217;m homeschooled, remember? Right. If you want a day off, you just ask your mom. I KNOW WEIRDOES You do?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2241,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[61],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2191"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2251,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191\/revisions\/2251"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}