{"id":2851,"date":"2018-12-14T16:15:55","date_gmt":"2018-12-14T16:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/?p=2851"},"modified":"2018-12-22T00:46:30","modified_gmt":"2018-12-22T00:46:30","slug":"wierdoes-doing-nothing-much-bruce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/2018\/12\/wierdoes-doing-nothing-much-bruce\/","title":{"rendered":"WIERDOES DOING NOTHING MUCH… Bruce!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ginger here. I’m not one of those people who try not-so-hard. I will use my hardest effort on the hardest test in eight minutes and get a 100 percent A. My brother, Bruce, on the other hand, gets a 0 percent F all the time. He answers with- WIERDOES DOING NOTHING MUCH<\/span> Bruce! My seventh-grade writing diagnostic DEPENDS on the 1st perspective paragraph!!!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 JOLLY RANCHERS ARE DYING My new teacher, Mrs. Lina, is grading this strictly!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0YOU DON’T CARE\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 You’re right, I don’t care about jolly ranchers. Bruce cares about-\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0HAVING MIDDLE SCHOOL FAIL BROCCOLLI’S TESTS\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0BRUCE!!! You are making me FAIL!!! You are such a-\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0LITTLE CHILD ON THE ROAD\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Nuisance!!! UGH, thanks to YOU, I’m going back into 6th grade!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

TINY DONUTS ON PAPERS<\/span><\/p>\n

FREAKISH PEAS ON DOORS<\/p>\n

GINGERBREAD GRADERS DOING BAD<\/p>\n

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\nWILL JOLLY ERANCHERS LIVE?<\/p>\n

I’ve noticed your brother ruined your diagnostic, but one of his phrases are true. A kindergartener is on the road.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Oh my lord, and here comes Miss Snow!{ jumps, pushes kindergartener and self out of Miss Snow’s way}\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Why’d you push me, big kid? {turns, finding a car behind them } Oh. Thanks!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

You’re welcome. I- AM A JOLLY RANCHER!!!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Bruce!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Ginger here. I’m not one of those people who try not-so-hard. I will use my hardest effort on the hardest test in eight minutes and get a 100 percent A. My brother, Bruce, on the other hand, gets a 0 percent F all the time. He answers with- WIERDOES DOING NOTHING MUCH Bruce! My seventh-grade […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2971,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[61],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2851"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2991,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions\/2991"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}