{"id":3431,"date":"2020-09-24T19:26:41","date_gmt":"2020-09-24T19:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/?p=3431"},"modified":"2020-09-24T19:26:41","modified_gmt":"2020-09-24T19:26:41","slug":"people-eating-swiss-cheese-insane-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/2020\/09\/people-eating-swiss-cheese-insane-3\/","title":{"rendered":"PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE- Insane 3"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello, Miss Strictly. I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m here for my 8th Grade-<\/span><\/p>\n

PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE<\/span><\/p>\n

BRUCE! You\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2re in second grade now, you should have the intellect to not interrupt a DIAGNOSTIC.<\/span><\/p>\n

NO MIND IN SILLY SNAKES<\/span><\/p>\n

That is a horrible thing to say! Some people here like snakes-<\/span><\/p>\n

COTTON CANDY ON A GRILL<\/span><\/p>\n

Is this meant to have a rhythm?<\/span><\/p>\n

IT HAS AS LITTLE RHYTHM AS THE PIGS SNORING ON YOUR COUNTER<\/span><\/p>\n

There are no pigs, Bruce. There are\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0pencils.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Mrs. Strictly, please ignore and excuse my brother Bruce–<\/span><\/p>\n

PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE EAT THE CHEESE AS FAST AS THEY PLEASE\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

–as he rambles about random things. He’s been like this for a–<\/span><\/p>\n

FULL SEVEN MINUTES ON THE GRILL<\/span><\/p>\n

He was never on the grill for a full seven minutes. He’s trying to annoy–<\/span><\/p>\n

NAH I’M JUST ANNOYING THE PIZZA PIES<\/span><\/p>\n

Okay, okay, Bruce. No. You’re not annoying the pizza pies. You’re annoying me and Mrs. Strictly–<\/span><\/p>\n

THE SOCIETY OF JOLLY RANCHERS HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY PIZZA PIES<\/span><\/p>\n

Good for them.<\/span><\/p>\n

I HAVE JOINED THE REBELLION AGAINST SUCH PIZZA PIES<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hello, Miss Strictly. I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m here for my 8th Grade- PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE BRUCE! You\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2re in second grade now, you should have the intellect to not interrupt a DIAGNOSTIC. NO MIND IN SILLY SNAKES That is a horrible thing to say! Some people here like snakes- COTTON CANDY ON A GRILL Is this meant to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[61],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3431"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3431"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6321,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3431\/revisions\/6321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dagnypeach.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}