Yawn. Why do I have chickens around me? Oh, right, at night, I smell like chicken feed. Forgot to introduce myself. I’m Elena the skunk. Yesterday was pretty savage. Why, you ask? Why, yesterday, my battle buddy Savage befriended an eagle (his name is Herman now) and we got teleported to the Forbidden Fires and we killed a Forbidden Spiker which I accidentally spawned. Also, we destroyed Von Scott, an evil freak! 

Oh, this is a story? This is how it started in my books: I was snoozing and I heard shouting in my elk tree. I looked up and there was Savage  falling fifty feet with an eagle in her arms. BAM!” She is good at surviving these falls,” I thought. I was right. Then I saw the evil idiot Von Scott in his freaky plane. I let out the alarm so Savage would know, and it works all the time! I knocked out Von Scott with his weakness smell/ Savage’s strength smell (he probably hates seeing her get stronger) but Savage and I smelled a portal. Herman, at the time, was biting Von Scott’s legs. I told Savage that smell was a portal, and she was so surprised! ZAP! We were in the Forbidden Fires,  and I could tell that Herman thought it was curtains for us.  I saw a yummy berry and took a bite. Savage was shouting, though. She told me I spawned a Forbidden Spiker and we need to kill it now. (Spiker meat is good for your heart, I thought. Why is this girl vegan?) I knocked out the Spiker with the Von Scott alarm smell- rotten eggs. Savage hates the smell, but she can tolerate it. Then she picks it up by the ear and drops it in lava. ZAP!! Then we were back with Von Scott, who got Savage so mad she ripped him to pieces! (The rest of the day was pretty ugly, so I am not putting it on Dagny Peach Writing.)