The sun arose from the trees. Savage was ready. She was ready to hunt for food, like animals do. Her name is SAVAGE, by the way! After scavenging in the forest, (she is vegan), she finally found some blueberries. She also found a town, so she climbed a tall elk tree and spied on them. She felt like she was being watched, too.

An eagle attacks! Savage bravely fought the eagle, who later made them fall a thousand feet. She puts the eagle in front and BAM! She severely hurts the bird! Then the poor bird cries in pain. It popped its wing, and Savage felt a strange sense of empathy. She felt like helping the eagle, so she befriended it, but there was a bad smell.  Savage and her wounded animal friend recoil in disgust. Was there a skunk around here? She thought hard. She knows there would only be that smell if Elena- her skunk friend- would do that due to the crash landing of the evil Von Scott.

Elena senses it too. Since she’s the only talking skunk in The Bad Forest, the forest where they live (anything can happen!) She says: “I smell a portal.” Savage responds. “WHAT?!”

Savage was right- Von Scott has arrived! The eagle is fixed up and ready to fight. It attacks the evil freak, who actually fought back! Elena knocks Von Scott unconscious with his weakness smell-strawberries- which is really the smell that Savage loves and gets stronger when sensing. There was a strong crackle in the smell though. ZAP! They were teleported to The Forbidden Fires, which is a land of fire and its basically… h e double drumstick. Elena notices a Forbidden Berry and she picks it up. She gets ready to eat it… (Savage) NO!!! she munches down… ZAP!!!

(Elena){ Groan… }(Savage){ YOU KNOW NOT TO EAT A FORBIDDEN BERRY AND SPAWN A FORBIDDEN SPIKER, THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL ON OUR DIMENTION!}The Forbidden Berry spawns a Forbidden Atlantis Spiker, which are the spiky dogs of the Forbidden Fires. Savage thinks about battle. (Savage) Spiker, hmm… check.

Elena sends out the Spiker weakness smell, which is the same smell as the one she sends out when Von Scott arrives. The Spiker is unconscious. Savage picks it up by the ear and brings it to a river of lava. (Elena) WAIT!!! What are you doing? (Savage) I am dropping the Spiker. Do not worry.] Though, in the Forbidden Fires, there is everything to worry about! Savage burns the Spiker to the point its literally dust. (Elena) I smell crackles again… ZAP!!! (Savage) Where are we now? (Elena) We are back with unconscious Von Scott.]  (Von Scott) YOU ARE WORTHLESS, Savage!!] Oh, Savage got mad as hot fire. She got so mad, she ripped him to pieces! That is why the name ” Von Scott ” is now forbidden in the Bad Forest.

(The rest is pretty savage and inappropriate, so it is not on Dagny Writes.)