Dagny: Hey people! This is an interview on the characters of the past few Fiction stories!!! I’ve come all the way to Bad Forest to do this!!! /pants/ I do not understand why Star made me do this. Star: No! Not gold! Think through your heart! I should’ve just given her a paper to read from. Sigh. Dagny: In my interviewing beeswax, we just talk. Star, I’m not acting. Savage:  What the stinking heck did you do to my home?! Dagny: Star, Star, Star. She did all this, thinking it was gonna have to be “perfectedly perfect.” She acts like the boss. She even told my brother insults in THE 5TH DIMENSION! Audience: GASP!!! Alan; Thought it was Dagny!!! Dagny: Donut know how you’ll think it was me. /laughs/ “See what I did there?” Your show, Alan, your show. Alan: Don’t freak me out, freak. Audience: Insult Wear! Insult Wear!!! Dagny: /rhymes along/ Mop hair! Mop hair!  Audience: ROASTED!!! Dagny: No, no, no, there is hair on the floor. I told the janitor, Ginger, to “mop hair”. Anyway, LETS GET IT STARTED!!!Dagny: Savage, how did you think Elena was thinking when she spawned the Forbidden Spiker? Flashback: /chomp/ NO!!! Elena, what were you thinking? Savage: I think she was not even thinking. Forbidden Berries aren’t called Forbidden Berries for no reason. Dagny: Rough. Elena: Well, they taste good! Savage: Not the point. Get a rederberry. Elena: /sneezes/ I think /coughs/ I’m allergic to…/wheezes/  rederberries… Dagny:  Do we have a doctor? Ginger: Isn’t Riley a doctor? Riley: Yes, Ginger. /fixes/ A minor allergic reaction. She cannot smell a rederberry without getting it. Elena: Ok, I hate those things anyway. Ginger: Riley saves lives with her expertise. Savage: “I’m allergic to oxygen!” Yeah right.Audience (to Savage):  Are you insane? Are you Savage? Savage: I am Savage, from the Bad Forest, insane around the edges. Dagny: One interview, one question? Worst interview in my life. I gotta be done here. I want to type third-person stories right now. BYE!!!!!!!