Dagny: Hey people! This is an interview on the characters of the past few Fiction stories!!! I’ve come all the way to Bad Forest to do this!!! /pants/ I do not understand why Star made me do this. Star: No! Not gold! Think through your heart! I should’ve just given her a paper to read from. Sigh. Dagny: In my interviewing beeswax, we just talk. Star, I’m not acting. Savage: What the stinking heck did you do to my home?! Dagny: Star, Star, Star. She did all this, thinking it was gonna have to be “perfectedly perfect.” She acts like the boss. She even told my brother insults in THE 5TH DIMENSION! Audience: GASP!!! Alan; Thought it was Dagny!!! Dagny: Donut know how you’ll think it was me. /laughs/ “See what I did there?” Your show, Alan, your show. Alan: Don’t freak me out, freak. Audience: Insult Wear! Insult Wear!!! Dagny: /rhymes along/ Mop hair! Mop hair!  Audience: ROASTED!!! Dagny: No, no, no, there is hair on the floor. I told the janitor, Ginger, to “mop hair”. Anyway, LETS GET IT STARTED!!!
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