War was casual. Autumn Village had two alliances, we had one. We were extremely fierce. Life in a prison of your own will is harsh. Every four years, it’s a certain season. I am Alli Armada, a smart Winter Village native girl. Â The year the war actually stopped was a Summer Year, when June warms up the plains that we call No Man’s Land. I had stayed up all night studying how to defeat a new enemy that’s unusually here, in the country of Hyster, when it normally is in Animalasiana. Yes, I’m studying Animalasianese books. It’s the Ice-beaked Vulture, common in Animalasiana during winter. “I’ve got it! All we need to do is lead them up to the mountains!” I shouted in happiness. My sister, also leader of our village, was glad to see that but she all of a sudden raced out of our dear Winter Village. “June v.s Leigh this time around,” the servant complained, “Two years to go.” Little did we know something was going wrong…ÂÂ
Read MoreLily Jones could hardly wait for Christmas Eve. Being the party planner of the Jones family, she plans to make a huge party celebrating Christmas. Right now, she is playing soccer. Her team, the Eagles, are facing the Patriots. Jeffery Stoneman kicks the ball towards goal… “LILY!!!”
Read MoreGinger here. I’m not one of those people who try not-so-hard. I will use my hardest effort on the hardest test in eight minutes and get a 100 percent A. My brother, Bruce, on the other hand, gets a 0 percent F all the time. He answers with- WIERDOES DOING NOTHING MUCH Bruce! My seventh-grade writing diagnostic DEPENDS on the 1st perspective paragraph!!! JOLLY RANCHERS ARE DYING My new teacher, Mrs. Lina, is grading this strictly! YOU DON’T CARE You’re right, I don’t care about jolly ranchers. Bruce cares about- HAVING MIDDLE SCHOOL FAIL BROCCOLLI’S TESTS BRUCE!!! You are making me FAIL!!! You are such a- LITTLE CHILD ON THE ROAD Nuisance!!! UGH, thanks to YOU, I’m going back into 6th grade!
Read MoreLeigh had just frosted down No Man’s Land. It’s that time of year again. And just in time, we have a holiday story for all.
Leigh announced Christmastime’s start a while ago. Before peace, they had only celebrated Christmas in Winter Village. Now, Leigh, Alli, and their fellow Winter Villagers share the holiday with all.
“It’s Christmastime, Alli! First Christmastime in full peace!” Leigh announced. “Don’t we have to tell the others about Christmas?” Alli reminded her. “Yes. Winter Village has vowed to stop by every other village and tell them about this great holiday.” Leigh explained. “Dasher! Dancer! Prancer and Vixen! Comet! Cupid! Donner and Blitzen!” she recalls the reindeers’ names.
Read MoreBruce Johnson is back. And he’s more insane than ever.
Bruce, why are you here? 6th grade is doing a diagnostic!
Ms. Snow, I wanted to WATCH Ginger do her diagnostic. I’m homeschooled, remember?
Right. If you want a day off, you just ask your mom.
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