Are you ready to go a little crazy?

This is going to be a nutty start!

This gallery is a little random… so we chose it.

What is 246 divided by 25?

Answer:

ZANY ZEBRAS ON A CAR

Okay. You should know that by Friday, or you will stay back a grade, Ginger.

Okay. You should know that by Friday, or you will be left back a grade. I’ll give you an easy one. What is Jeremy’s favorite fruit?

PEACHES SITTING ON A WALL

You should know it’s blueberries. Your best friend is Jeremy!  Easier? How do you spell “Cat” ?

JOLLY RANCHERS NEAR A PLANE

No, it is spelled, c-a-t. You will fail this grade, Ginger. Good luck staying in 6th grade for 15 years!

I’m not Ginger! I’m Bruce, in kindergarten!

No wonder, Bruce Johnson. Your sister would answer every question within 5 seconds. Where is your sister?

My sister? She is making money at the National Middle School Baking Competition. Her cakes make 1st place, I always say, so she tested it out.

I knew she was somewhere. You will fail kindergarten if you don’t know how to spell cat!

C-A-T. I was telling “Jeremy” a joke. He looked pretty miserable, since Ginger isn’t here…

Oh yeah. Jeremy was lonely at the beginning of the year, so your sister took him under her wing. She’s been Jeremy’s best friend ever since.

Oh. I thought Jeremy and Ginger were girlfriend and boyfriend.

It seems like that, but Ginger’s doing a nice thing by helping. Everyone else thinks not. They even voted them for “Cutest Couple”.

Yearbook: Cutest Couple; Jeremy Savagior and Ginger Johnson.

Ginger, being so tough, threatens everyone for teasing them. Next thing you know, she’s got a detention.

Well, she DID get her first detention LAST year. That’s where I invented “Jolly Ranchers Near A Plane”.

I should’ve checked her file for that!

Now she’s totally immune to the sorrow of detentions.

Wait till she gets a suspension.

CRAZY PEOPLE DOING CARTWHEELS

What?

NO WAY TO STOP BROCCOLI

POTATOES PROTECT THE RULES

JOLLY RANCHERS WILL SAVE US ALL

FROM CHICKENS IN WASHING MACHINES

DON”T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF CANDY

LEAVE THE WORLD OF PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!

Ready for more insane phrases and crazy moments? Stay tuned and come to the category “Insane” to check the phrases Bruce makes!