Hello, Miss Strictly. I’m here for my 8th Grade-

PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE

BRUCE! You’re in second grade now, you should have the intellect to not interrupt a DIAGNOSTIC.

NO MIND IN SILLY SNAKES

That is a horrible thing to say! Some people here like snakes-

COTTON CANDY ON A GRILL

Is this meant to have a rhythm?

IT HAS AS LITTLE RHYTHM AS THE PIGS SNORING ON YOUR COUNTER

There are no pigs, Bruce. There are pencils. 

PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS 

Mrs. Strictly, please ignore and excuse my brother Bruce–

PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE EAT THE CHEESE AS FAST AS THEY PLEASE 

–as he rambles about random things. He’s been like this for a–

FULL SEVEN MINUTES ON THE GRILL

He was never on the grill for a full seven minutes. He’s trying to annoy–

NAH I’M JUST ANNOYING THE PIZZA PIES

Okay, okay, Bruce. No. You’re not annoying the pizza pies. You’re annoying me and Mrs. Strictly–

THE SOCIETY OF JOLLY RANCHERS HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY PIZZA PIES

Good for them.

I HAVE JOINED THE REBELLION AGAINST SUCH PIZZA PIES