Dagny: Hey people! This is an interview on the characters of the past few Fiction stories!!! I’ve come all the way to Bad Forest to do this!!! /pants/ I do not understand why Star made me do this. Star: No! Not gold! Think through your heart! I should’ve just given her a paper to read from. Sigh. Dagny: In my interviewing beeswax, we just talk. Star, I’m not acting. Savage: What the stinking heck did you do to my home?! Dagny: Star, Star, Star. She did all this, thinking it was gonna have to be “perfectedly perfect.” She acts like the boss. She even told my brother insults in THE 5TH DIMENSION! Audience: GASP!!! Alan; Thought it was Dagny!!! Dagny: Donut know how you’ll think it was me. /laughs/ “See what I did there?” Your show, Alan, your show. Alan: Don’t freak me out, freak. Audience: Insult Wear! Insult Wear!!! Dagny: /rhymes along/ Mop hair! Mop hair!  Audience: ROASTED!!! Dagny: No, no, no, there is hair on the floor. I told the janitor, Ginger, to “mop hair”. Anyway, LETS GET IT STARTED!!!
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Yawn. Why do I have chickens around me? Oh, right, at night, I smell like chicken feed. Forgot to introduce myself. I’m Elena the skunk. Yesterday was pretty savage. Why, you ask? Why, yesterday, my battle buddy Savage befriended an eagle (his name is Herman now) and we got teleported to the Forbidden Fires and we killed a Forbidden Spiker which I accidentally spawned. Also, we destroyed Von Scott, an evil freak!ÂÂ
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The sun arose from the trees. Savage was ready. She was ready to hunt for food, like animals do. Her name is SAVAGE, by the way! After scavenging in the forest, (she is vegan), she finally found some blueberries. She also found a town, so she climbed a tall elk tree and spied on them. She felt like she was being watched, too.
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