Insane

PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE- Insane 3

Posted By Dagny on Sep 24, 2020

Hello, Miss Strictly. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m here for my 8th Grade-

PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE

BRUCE! YouÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re in second grade now, you should have the intellect to not interrupt a DIAGNOSTIC.

NO MIND IN SILLY SNAKES

That is a horrible thing to say! Some people here like snakes-

COTTON CANDY ON A GRILL

Is this meant to have a rhythm?

IT HAS AS LITTLE RHYTHM AS THE PIGS SNORING ON YOUR COUNTER

There are no pigs, Bruce. There areÃ‚Â pencils.Ã‚Â

PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGSÃ‚Â

Mrs. Strictly, please ignore and excuse my brother Bruce–

PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE EAT THE CHEESE AS FAST AS THEY PLEASEÃ‚Â

–as he rambles about random things. He’s been like this for a–

FULL SEVEN MINUTES ON THE GRILL

He was never on the grill for a full seven minutes. He’s trying to annoy–

NAH I’M JUST ANNOYING THE PIZZA PIES

Okay, okay, Bruce. No. You’re not annoying the pizza pies. You’re annoying me and Mrs. Strictly–

THE SOCIETY OF JOLLY RANCHERS HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY PIZZA PIES

Good for them.

I HAVE JOINED THE REBELLION AGAINST SUCH PIZZA PIES

WIERDOES DOING NOTHING MUCH… Bruce!!!

Posted By Dagny on Dec 14, 2018

Ginger here. I’m not one of those people who try not-so-hard. I will use my hardest effort on the hardest test in eight minutes and get a 100 percent A. My brother, Bruce, on the other hand, gets a 0 percent F all the time. He answers with- WIERDOES DOING NOTHING MUCH Bruce! My seventh-grade writing diagnostic DEPENDS on the 1st perspective paragraph!!!Ã‚Â JOLLY RANCHERS ARE DYING My new teacher, Mrs. Lina, is grading this strictly!Ã‚Â YOU DON’T CAREÃ‚Â You’re right, I don’t care about jolly ranchers. Bruce cares about-Ã‚Â HAVING MIDDLE SCHOOL FAIL BROCCOLLI’S TESTSÃ‚Â BRUCE!!! You are making me FAIL!!! You are such a-Ã‚Â LITTLE CHILD ON THE ROADÃ‚Â Nuisance!!! UGH, thanks to YOU, I’m going back into 6th grade!