Seven souls grooving on the sea BANANAS yoooooooo
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Seven souls grooving on the sea BANANAS yoooooooo
Orange!!!
there’sn’t’f’I’mn’tsayingthere’s
😎
Read MoreHello, Miss Strictly. I’m here for my 8th Grade-
PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE
BRUCE! You’re in second grade now, you should have the intellect to not interrupt a DIAGNOSTIC.
NO MIND IN SILLY SNAKES
That is a horrible thing to say! Some people here like snakes-
COTTON CANDY ON A GRILL
Is this meant to have a rhythm?
IT HAS AS LITTLE RHYTHM AS THE PIGS SNORING ON YOUR COUNTER
There are no pigs, Bruce. There are pencils.ÂÂ
PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGSÂÂ
Mrs. Strictly, please ignore and excuse my brother Bruce–
PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE EAT THE CHEESE AS FAST AS THEY PLEASEÂÂ
–as he rambles about random things. He’s been like this for a–
FULL SEVEN MINUTES ON THE GRILL
He was never on the grill for a full seven minutes. He’s trying to annoy–
NAH I’M JUST ANNOYING THE PIZZA PIES
Okay, okay, Bruce. No. You’re not annoying the pizza pies. You’re annoying me and Mrs. Strictly–
THE SOCIETY OF JOLLY RANCHERS HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY PIZZA PIES
Good for them.
I HAVE JOINED THE REBELLION AGAINST SUCH PIZZA PIES
Read MoreGinger here. I’m not one of those people who try not-so-hard. I will use my hardest effort on the hardest test in eight minutes and get a 100 percent A. My brother, Bruce, on the other hand, gets a 0 percent F all the time. He answers with- WIERDOES DOING NOTHING MUCH Bruce! My seventh-grade writing diagnostic DEPENDS on the 1st perspective paragraph!!! JOLLY RANCHERS ARE DYING My new teacher, Mrs. Lina, is grading this strictly! YOU DON’T CARE You’re right, I don’t care about jolly ranchers. Bruce cares about- HAVING MIDDLE SCHOOL FAIL BROCCOLLI’S TESTS BRUCE!!! You are making me FAIL!!! You are such a- LITTLE CHILD ON THE ROAD Nuisance!!! UGH, thanks to YOU, I’m going back into 6th grade!
Read MoreBruce Johnson is back. And he’s more insane than ever.
Bruce, why are you here? 6th grade is doing a diagnostic!
Ms. Snow, I wanted to WATCH Ginger do her diagnostic. I’m homeschooled, remember?
Right. If you want a day off, you just ask your mom.
I KNOW WEIRDOES
You do?
Read MoreAre you ready to go a little crazy?
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