Posted By Dagny on Jan 3, 2021
(December Projectâ€â€started 2020)
Beyond the bustling cities and lively suburbs lies a forest that had been untouched for years. It appeared to be two feet from the Arctic Circle, and thus snow always befell the region. The air was crisp with the smell of pinecones and frost, and at night the stars bequeathed their beautiful light onto the snowy ground with increased willing. There were no digital clocks and very little analog clocks, thus whoever wandered throughout this wintry forest relied on the sun, moon, and stars throughout the day. Not many entered the forest, due to everyone’s fear of the cold.
Everyone’s, except the four residents inside the forest.
Deep inside, beyond the explored boundaries of the forest, and ultimately the world, one family, of two adults, two children, and three pets, dwells inside the forest. Rumor has it their lineage points towards an ancient, magical group of nymphs, MÃÂrasnoë, or the Snowlife, further rumored to be native to this forest, and so far it appears this rumor is true. All that is truly known about this family is that they have not seen another in years, the last time one left the forest being some 70 years ago, and the last time someone traveled and met them being 200 years prior.
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Posted By Dagny on Dec 2, 2020
A secluded settlement in the midst of a barren meadow, while only knowing each other, is spiraled out of control at the sight of a new imprinting inside the grass fields.
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Posted By Dagny on Dec 1, 2020
I can’t believe they finished like that!
Operation Explanation is a category that summons cliffhangers that readers themselves can solve with a few theories. You’re all here to answer the same question–what just happened here!?ÂÂ
This post has one purpose–to serve as a general headquarters for most of these theories.
Oh and yes… one or two will be confirmed.ÂÂ
Although you won’t know which. *attempts evil laughing, just sounds strange*
BEQUEATH your theories to the comments below!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted By Dagny on Sep 24, 2020
Hello, Miss Strictly. I’m here for my 8th Grade-
PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE
BRUCE! You’re in second grade now, you should have the intellect to not interrupt a DIAGNOSTIC.
NO MIND IN SILLY SNAKES
That is a horrible thing to say! Some people here like snakes-
COTTON CANDY ON A GRILL
Is this meant to have a rhythm?
IT HAS AS LITTLE RHYTHM AS THE PIGS SNORING ON YOUR COUNTER
There are no pigs, Bruce. There are pencils.ÂÂ
PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGSÂÂ
Mrs. Strictly, please ignore and excuse my brother Bruce–
PEOPLE EATING SWISS CHEESE EAT THE CHEESE AS FAST AS THEY PLEASEÂÂ
–as he rambles about random things. He’s been like this for a–
FULL SEVEN MINUTES ON THE GRILL
He was never on the grill for a full seven minutes. He’s trying to annoy–
NAH I’M JUST ANNOYING THE PIZZA PIES
Okay, okay, Bruce. No. You’re not annoying the pizza pies. You’re annoying me and Mrs. Strictly–
THE SOCIETY OF JOLLY RANCHERS HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY PIZZA PIES
Good for them.
I HAVE JOINED THE REBELLION AGAINST SUCH PIZZA PIES
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Posted By Dagny on Sep 19, 2020
Fiora and Oceanus live isolated inside the forest, optimistic dreams still developing. However, what would occur would only stir change.
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Posted By Dagny on Aug 27, 2020
Cinder and Bayou know how to save the world twice in a row.
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Posted By Dagny on Jan 21, 2019
Dagny: Hi again, readers! I am in the Villages of the Seasons’ No Man’s Land, with some really tired travelers! Ginger: You really did it this time, friend. Dagny: I just had an idea and some meeting chairs, Ginger Johnson. Star, yet AGAIN, had to make a stage and a whiteboard and everything. Star: What can I do to make a good show around here?! Dagny: Make a script. And go to DP Studios.Star: What an advertisement. You know those silly, made up comics aren’t gonna sell, right? At least not anymore, because of Star Meanman Studios! Everything you need is everything we got! Dagny: The comics we produce are nowhere close to related to the actual DP Studios. Duh. You can’t name a comic AEG, can you? No! That’s boring. And the comics are REAL. Actual memories. Star: What about that foreign bunny? Dagny: You aren’t a Dimension-traveler, are you? She is, mop hair. Ginger (janitor): Roast! She meant it! Ginger Johnson: You better cry, Star. She meant it. ? Bruce: When you believe in Insanity you can’t go wrong! I make it soo insane that I made a song! That emoji was cartoonish! And I love cartoonish!?ÂÂ
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Posted By Dagny on Dec 23, 2018
War was casual. Autumn Village had two alliances, we had one. We were extremely fierce. Life in a prison of your own will is harsh. Every four years, it’s a certain season. I am Alli Armada, a smart Winter Village native girl. Â The year the war actually stopped was a Summer Year, when June warms up the plains that we call No Man’s Land. I had stayed up all night studying how to defeat a new enemy that’s unusually here, in the country of Hyster, when it normally is in Animalasiana. Yes, I’m studying Animalasianese books. It’s the Ice-beaked Vulture, common in Animalasiana during winter. “I’ve got it! All we need to do is lead them up to the mountains!” I shouted in happiness. My sister, also leader of our village, was glad to see that but she all of a sudden raced out of our dear Winter Village. “June v.s Leigh this time around,” the servant complained, “Two years to go.” Little did we know something was going wrong…ÂÂ
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Posted By Dagny on Dec 22, 2018
Lily Jones could hardly wait for Christmas Eve. Being the party planner of the Jones family, she plans to make a huge party celebrating Christmas. Right now, she is playing soccer. Her team, the Eagles, are facing the Patriots. Jeffery Stoneman kicks the ball towards goal… “LILY!!!”
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Posted By Dagny on Dec 14, 2018
Ginger here. I’m not one of those people who try not-so-hard. I will use my hardest effort on the hardest test in eight minutes and get a 100 percent A. My brother, Bruce, on the other hand, gets a 0 percent F all the time. He answers with- WIERDOES DOING NOTHING MUCH Bruce! My seventh-grade writing diagnostic DEPENDS on the 1st perspective paragraph!!! JOLLY RANCHERS ARE DYING My new teacher, Mrs. Lina, is grading this strictly! YOU DON’T CARE You’re right, I don’t care about jolly ranchers. Bruce cares about- HAVING MIDDLE SCHOOL FAIL BROCCOLLI’S TESTS BRUCE!!! You are making me FAIL!!! You are such a- LITTLE CHILD ON THE ROAD Nuisance!!! UGH, thanks to YOU, I’m going back into 6th grade!
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