Imagination Online
Bruce Johnson is back. And he’s more insane than ever.
Bruce, why are you here? 6th grade is doing a diagnostic!
Ms. Snow, I wanted to WATCH Ginger do her diagnostic. I’m homeschooled, remember?
Right. If you want a day off, you just ask your mom.
I KNOW WEIRDOES
You do?
Read MoreAre you ready to go a little crazy?
Mysterious Strangers
Olivia finds new strangers on No Man’s Land.
Olivia finds herself on No Man’s Land. “Uh, how’d I get here?” she asked. Voices mutter and whisper silently around her. “Oh, it’s midnight?” she questioned. “No,” a voice replied. “We BROUGHT YOU HERE!!!” SCREAM!
Read MoreHarvest Business
Since in shops around the Villages of the Seasons love her harvest and the demand goes up high, Evelyn is overwhelmed beyond her senses.
“Whoa!” Evelyn shouted. “They’ve loved my new breed of honeydew? They want me to get more?! I’d have to get seeds from Spring Village every night?” She started to panic. “Oh, calm down, Evelyn,” Lia said, “but you’d have to harvest every night as well.” She zoomed out to Spring Village, got seeds, and came back, grew them with bone meal, and harvested. “Good luck,” Lia declared.
Read More“Stunt time!” Blia shouted as she climbed up the Spring Village Tree. “Stunt Day is awesome.” She got ready to jump, then Olivia ran over and said: “Taylor has the green beans! She’s bringing them back to Spring Village from Autumn Village.” Blia turned her head in the direction, and saw a dilemma. Taylor was coming. Anna, who was behind her, blindfolded, pushed Blia over. “TAYLOR!” Olivia shouted! “Whoa!!!”
Read MoreWe didn’t get along with the Summer village, but we did get along with the Spring Village. Our part of the land’s leaves were always red, gold, yellow, or brown. We usually get moderate weather with few cold fronts. The Winter Village had holidays as well as us. We never shared the year, and once every four years, its autumn. Lia, our leader and my sister, never understood the Division. She thinks the world has fallen apart. I am Evelyn, a young leader-smart girl who lives in the Autumn village. “Ms. Liona,” the servant would screech, when Winter Village was at war, “you need to help Ms. Armada.” Lia would automatically respond ” I don’t war with Taylor. Leigh does. I war with June, which is common among Leigh Armada.” My friend Tina preferred to fight for the Autumn Leaf Army (fighting for Autumn Village). It was a Summer Year, when the fighting stopped. June came out with the Summer Sun Army to fight. She threw a spear at the No Man’s Land between my village and Winter Village. That’s how she signals that the Summer Year started. Leigh hates Summer Years, so she came out to war the Summer Sun Army. ” You warm- loving freaks,” she would always say, and June would throw something at her. Then June uses all her sun-lover powers to warm up No Man’s Land. That day was different. Instead of throwing, she went and TACKLED Leigh. The 240 who usually war with each other came out, watching the wrestling match. I remember Taylor shouting, “That is insane, even for June!” Lia shouted back, “I know right?!” I just hugged my bunny friend, wishing things would get better. Tina came out, shouting something to me. I looked behind myself, and I saw the craziest thing I saw in my life.
Read MoreDagny: Hey people! This is an interview on the characters of the past few Fiction stories!!! I’ve come all the way to Bad Forest to do this!!! /pants/ I do not understand why Star made me do this. Star: No! Not gold! Think through your heart! I should’ve just given her a paper to read from. Sigh. Dagny: In my interviewing beeswax, we just talk. Star, I’m not acting. Savage: What the stinking heck did you do to my home?! Dagny: Star, Star, Star. She did all this, thinking it was gonna have to be “perfectedly perfect.” She acts like the boss. She even told my brother insults in THE 5TH DIMENSION! Audience: GASP!!! Alan; Thought it was Dagny!!! Dagny: Donut know how you’ll think it was me. /laughs/ “See what I did there?” Your show, Alan, your show. Alan: Don’t freak me out, freak. Audience: Insult Wear! Insult Wear!!! Dagny: /rhymes along/ Mop hair! Mop hair!  Audience: ROASTED!!! Dagny: No, no, no, there is hair on the floor. I told the janitor, Ginger, to “mop hair”. Anyway, LETS GET IT STARTED!!!
Read MoreYawn. Why do I have chickens around me? Oh, right, at night, I smell like chicken feed. Forgot to introduce myself. I’m Elena the skunk. Yesterday was pretty savage. Why, you ask? Why, yesterday, my battle buddy Savage befriended an eagle (his name is Herman now) and we got teleported to the Forbidden Fires and we killed a Forbidden Spiker which I accidentally spawned. Also, we destroyed Von Scott, an evil freak!ÂÂ
Read MoreThe sun arose from the trees. Savage was ready. She was ready to hunt for food, like animals do. Her name is SAVAGE, by the way! After scavenging in the forest, (she is vegan), she finally found some blueberries. She also found a town, so she climbed a tall elk tree and spied on them. She felt like she was being watched, too.
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